April 2013
57 posts
ohsnapitsnik:
sherlockey-werlockey-stuff:
IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER
“no dad you don’t understand me”
The Best April Fools' Prank (That I Shall Ever Do)
jabberwockyx:
justatiltedlamp:
Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.
So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?
My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.
Letters were posted. All was well.
Until this happened…
What...
Finding Dory and Monsters University
thegilbertwithfangs:
Actual children:
Teenagers/Young adults:
A moment for Minerva's sarcasm:
Minerva Mcgonagall: Well, usually when a person shakes their head, they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans
Minerva Mcgonagall: I wonder, how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking.
Minerva Mcgonagall: I should have made my meaning plainer. He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.
Minerva Mcgonagall: Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?
halogenic:
have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?
ohmyloki:
we’re rearranging our office to make room for another staff member, so we were using our conference room as storage for a few days:
one of my co-workers walks by and goes
“it looks like they’ve all gathered around for worship!”
sopherusthespecialone:
staff:
superwholockianmetalhead:
barackobama:
where the fuck did all my shoelaces go
you’re all fucking idiots
tumblr: where we can have the president of the united states, a gif of supernatural, and the staff swearing and bitching at us all in the same post.
lopah:
what if tonight you were laying in bed really sad and lonely and then all of the sudden the fictional character you are in love with just knocked on your window like in peter pan and then you guys stayed up all night chattering and being best friends and cuddling
geekwithglasses:
reading-passion:
Isn’t it the worst feeling ever if you see someone holding their book like this
I go up to people who do this and say “Do you know that you are causing me physical pain?”
digitaldoggy:
i think the weirdest thing about tumblr is how you can follow someone for a long time and learn their whole life story right down to their little quirks and in your head they’re almost like friends but to them you can be like just one notification on their dash every now and then and that’s it
lordoftheinternet:
you know what’s adorable?
cat feet
look at them
aww little toes
kitties
look-batman-adog:
allthefandomfeelings:
moonflowerlights:
dan-is-not-on-phire:
napoleonbonerhard:
sassyhorseradish:
what if the only reason we can’t walk through mirrors is because our reflection blocks us
what if they’re protecting us though
what if they know that the other side is horrifying and painful and they are trying to keep us from ever crossing over
I must be on the...
Truthiness
world-shaker:
tomesaway:
Why do I sleep so much better in the minutes after the alarm clock has gone off rather than the whole night before it rings?
Asked and answered.
Submission #2383
theavengersheadcanons:
Tony loves to take Thor and Steve to all-you-can-eat buffets just so he can see the looks on the waitstaff’s faces as they pack it all away. One time their waitress even started crying a little bit when she saw the massive stack of empty plates on their table. He always makes sure to leave an extremely generous tip to make up for it, though.
Submitted...
Tumblr is so weird
artactually:
I mean, take a look at our crown princes.
You have Tom Hiddleston, British Shakespearean Actor:
Ben Whishaw, British Shakespearean Actor:
David Tennant, Scottish Shakespearean Actor:
Benedict Cumberbatch, British and also has done Shakespeare back in the days:
And then there’s Misha Collins, the king of them all, who as near as I can figure is a Russian megalomaniacal...
little-uno:
thatstoomainstream:
It’s weird how in animals seeing ribs/collar&hip bones is considered sick or even abusive, but in people that’s considered beautiful.
This may have just changed my life.
